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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:42
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Kennedy’s HHS sent Congress ‘junk science’ to defend vaccine changes, experts say - CNN
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is there electric light therapy tested and proven science?
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share office space ...
Still no good.